1. domericbolton:

    last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

    but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

    (via tatsumimiya)

     

  2. ohhenryd:

    thatpunnyguy:

    snazziest:

    They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

    They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

    They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

    that escalated quickly

    (via see-uniquely)

     
  3. loserapproaching:

    sam high on meds was the best

    (Source: exbloodjunkie, via shockaflocka)

     

  4. brujita95:

    sometimes i remember that like white people dont eat rice that often like sometimes they have meals that are just meat and vegetables and its like??? wheres the rice??? what are you doing??? your plate isnt complete??? 

    (via tatsumimiya)

     
  5. (Source: langsettte, via see-uniquely)

     
  6. dimnuggitz:

    Zoom zoom

    (via tatsumimiya)

     

  7. confirmance:

    i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

    (Source: confirmance, via totally-relatable)

     

  8. darrynek:

    my parents and i go way back

    (Source: khione, via totally-relatable)

     

  9. lolthatsme:

    Me after shutting someone down in an argument

    image

    (via totally-relatable)

     
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  11. shavingryansprivates:

    "can i ask you something?"

    "you just did"

    image

    (via radreggaerhymes)

     
  12. (Source: hailmydick, via salaaamander)

     
  13. one-two-whatsinthestew:

    actual photo depiction of finals week at my school

    (Source: trynsave, via salaaamander)

     
  14. bewbin:

    i win 

    (Source: bewbin, via salaaamander)

     

  15. dajo42:

    "tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

    (via egg-rolls)